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CriticalMiss@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I think knives are a good idea. Big, fuck-off shiny ones. Ones that look like they could skin a crocodile. Knives are good, because they don’t make any noise, and the less noise they make, the more likely we are to use them. Shit 'em right up. Makes it look like we’re serious. Guns for show, knives for a pro.

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  • the_crotch@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That’s not a noif this is a noif

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    • Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Close…ish

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