Bro why are people downvoting this when it is so clearly a joke
Comment on The IRS Tax Filing Software TurboTax Is Trying to Kill Just Got Open Sourced
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months agoDunno, sounds like some fucking commie shit to be. And not the kind i can someyimes get on board with when it comes time to do secret police shebanigans, but the bad scary kind where they dont even have a use for police.
Wouldn’t it be better to just give the code for free to a good corporate citizen who can be entrusted with its stewardship?
czl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
A lot of people are completely incapable of reading obvious sarcasm, which is too bad.
fiddledeedee@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
because its the internet in 2025 and we simply cannot tell anymore
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
I can think of two reasons and both of them are hilarious.
Gladaed@feddit.org 10 months ago
/s dude, this is the Internet and you are not a person with a widely known stance.
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
The candle that burns half as bright burns twice as long, and you, my child, will burn so very long.
Gladaed@feddit.org 10 months ago
Sick “burn”, but still a bit uncalled for, don’t you think?
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
A funny joke is always called for.
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
Perhaps i should have said hot, but seriously; more fun to not.
bitofarambler@crazypeople.online 10 months ago
only if the corporate citizen promise really hard we can trust them. like a super promise.
refurbishedrefurbisher@lemmy.sdf.org 10 months ago
We need better than that. We need a pinky promise.
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
That’s impractical, because for a pinky promise, you need to actually lock pinkies. We need a surrogate, like maybe the Commander in Chief?
refurbishedrefurbisher@lemmy.sdf.org 10 months ago
I think we should ask Chuck Schumer. He’s really good at getting things done.
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
Also we have to pay them whenever we want to use the code. Yes.
bitofarambler@crazypeople.online 10 months ago
you bought it, why shouldn’t you also rent it?
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
Exactly! Twice the value for my tax dollar!
Not that I’ve ever paid taxes, but, you know, if my accounting department all suddenly died in mid march some year, and i wasnt operated out of a PO box in a tax shelter, i bet i mightve had to.
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
To be fair, since it’s public domain, anyone can take it, modify it (and not release modifications), and try to screw you over w/ it.
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
No but im saying it shouldn’t be public, it should be given to a good corporate citizen to maintain so we can rent it back when we need it.
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Well, public domain gets you halfway there. You can still rent it later, provided the original is user-unfriendly enough that you’d be interested in alternatives.
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
Okay but ‘public domain’ is communist, and everyone within 20 miles of it should be killed
But its not physical so there is no precise location for it, and the only way to sidestep this existential problem is by not having a public domain, so maybe my headache goes away.