SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 2 days ago
You need to get a wolf statue to put in his garden so that can become the locus of his night terrors, be sure to put a speaker in the wolf statue so you can make it talk to him, then claim that you (as the wolf, naturally) are God, and you have granted him the power to walk through walls
_stranger_@lemmy.world 2 days ago
I’d have said the power to stop trains with telekinesis. You’re a better person than me.