There’s a reason they tell you NOT to use a knife in a self defense scenario. It is nearly impossible to defend especially if you kill the attacker.
I think you statistically have a better chance of getting away with “executioner style” shots with a gun than knife use in self defense.
thedruid@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Knives are tools not weapons.
A knife fight cuts everyone. That’s why it’s a shit weapon.
TheFriar@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
Not if you study the blade. Like me.
AlecSadler@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
I’m sorry your joke didn’t land, I, for one, snorted air out my nostrils quite handily.
thedruid@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Kid. Don’t. Ok. Just dont
TheFriar@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
lol tough room
refurbishedrefurbisher@lemmy.sdf.org 4 weeks ago
Not everyone on the internet understands sarcasm unless you put a “/s” unfortunately.
thedruid@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Hey, clear handwritten correspondence used to be a thing, so the jokes were easy to see. Now everyone is just saying whatever, so it’s hard to tell
Also, there are real people who say that, so…