You must now carefully carry your bicycle to prevent face disfigurement from a fall. Door slammers will face steep fines. Acids are now illegal, you must crank your vehicle to start it up.
Comment on NYPD robocops: Hulking, 400-lb robots will start patrolling New York City
altphoto@lemmy.today 4 weeks agoHoods and face paint as well as face disfigurement are now illegal.
altphoto@lemmy.today 4 weeks ago
bitjunkie@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
No admission to the talkies without an onion on your belt
sirico@feddit.uk 4 weeks ago
There go the Baseball Fury’s
SnarkoPolo@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
The Lizzies would kick that thing’s ass.