Original Lara was a Tomb Raider.
New Lara is a fucking psychopathic Rambo with daddy issues.
Comment on Lara Croft games are the nightmare of any real archaeologist, biologist and paleontologist.
justsomeguy@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Put mercenaries on the list. They get hired to guard some excavation. A chill job the recruiter told them.
Lara overhears them talk about going home to their families as she sneaks up and brutally murders them with her ice axe one by one until the ruins are flooded with blood. It’s all self defense.
Couldbealeotard@lemmy.world 1 week ago
NONE_dc@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Damn you’re right! Is like that recurring joke in the Austin Powers Movies.