Comment on Google's AI now listens to your English language phone conversations

• FauxPseudo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  In plain English this means

  Me “Have you checked for eggs recently? I just saw a bunch in the nesting boxes. Too many for one day.” Wife “Yeah, it’s been a while. Even Rose [the duck], who hasn’t laid an egg in five years, probably laid one.” Me “I haven’t seen our special needs cat, the one we trapped as part of a TNR run on our own property, in the last 12 hours. Have you seen that blessed dumb beast who walks like he is drunk? If you see him now could you bring him inside?”

  Any sufficiently developed culture has its own language. In this house we go out of our way to make obtuse inside joke references to keep each other on our toes.

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  • musubibreakfast@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    One day you come home, you see all your stuff is in boxes. Then you see a note on the fridge, it says: “Womp womp” You fall to your knees and break down in tears. Through your tears you see another note underneath the fridge. You reach for the note. The note reads: “Womp, womp?” You began to laugh maniacally. You hear footsteps, you stop laughing. Your wife stands behind you. She says: “Kept you on your toes didn’t I?”

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    • FauxPseudo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Always read the fine print.

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  • morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    amazing compression factor, say a novel-worth of information in a couple of words

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