Rename yourself Klein Moretti and uncover eldritch mysteries
I’m like 99% sure this might be good advice
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Jankatarch@lemmy.world 2 days agoDo what men in the good old days did.
Buy a pocket watch.
Get a tophat and suit.
Walk around with a cane.
Pay for horse carriage instead of walking.
Rename yourself Klein Moretti and uncover eldritch mysteries.
Get a monocle.
peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 2 days ago
interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
My tshirt have mouse bites and my car has a cracked bumper Buying crap to signal wealth is jusr going to attract flies.
oo1@lemmings.world 1 day ago
It seems to me that quite a lot of people want flies and that’s why quite a lot of resources are put into that type of shit.
I was trying to explain to this dude in the pub - who didn’t understand my explanation that I don’t have a hairstyle - that I thought vanity was a waste of resources, and he looked at me like: “but everyone wants to look good, right?” He was confused. I was confused.
moonpiedumplings@programming.dev 21 hours ago
LMFAO, I did not expect a lord of the mysteries reference in here. I gotta finish/reread it, I dropped it a long time ago