Comment on What kind of phone number is this? No country code or anything?

tetris11@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

• whaleross@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  While applying this technique, the caller may well hang up, so the quandary is solved regardless.

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  • tetris11@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    See, this is a type of proof that many mathematicians overlook preferring to opt instead for Proof by Contradiction or Proof by Induction. If they just sit and applied Proof by Waiting, they could solve their theorems with 100x less the effort.

    This morning I proved Pythagoras’s Theorem by employing Proof by Waiting. I waited exactly 5 seconds, and in that time found that it had been proved by a simple online search. Mathemeticians are idiots.

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    • whaleross@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Bringing back the absurdum to Reduction Ad Absurdum.

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• thermal_shock@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Multiply the 1x0 to get the REAL number of fucks also.

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• ChicoSuave@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Who are you, so wise in the ways of maths?

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  • tetris11@lemmy.ml ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    a duck!

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    • FuglyDuck@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Definitely. That’s duck math.

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      • tetris11@lemmy.ml ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        So said the secret swan

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