Comment on Are We All Becoming More Hostile Online?

Geodad@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

• captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I’ve long thought that phones needed a taze button. Every telephone in the world should have the power to deliver a high power electric shock to the user, and the phone network should only allow the callee to taze the caller. So if you call someone, the person you have called can taze you.

  I don’t see any problem with the telephone network that can’t be solved by putting a 30,000 volt potential across the caller’s jaw. Make it work on call bots too, if a computer automatically calls you and you don’t want it to, put Shearon Harris on the line. Modern problems require 2nd Amendment solutions, and if you elect me as your president in 2028 it is these policies that I shall energetically enact.

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  • Geodad@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I like to carry an air horn for when scammers and other nuisances call.

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    • Sturgist@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      How often do you have to go get the mics on your phone replaced?

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      • Geodad@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Not yet. 😂

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• Almacca@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  They send SWAT teams to their houses, which is pretty close.

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  • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    It doesn’t quite have the same satisfying crunch though…

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