All my zippers play Careless Whisper
Comment on YKK’s Self-Propelled Zipper: Less Crazy Than It Seems
slippyferret@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 hours ago
Can they add a little speaker and have it play some smooth jazz when unzipping?
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 19 hours ago
pirat@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
I usually do a zip-hop vinyl scratching, which my audience generally seems to have a stronger reaction to, as they’ll usually do some breakdancing, drugs etc.
01189998819991197253@infosec.pub 23 hours ago
Zzzzzz bow chicka bow wow zzzzzzzzzzz bow chicka bow zzzzzzzzip
DancingBear@midwest.social 21 hours ago
Remote control zipper porn, yes!
XeroxCool@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
AI instructions unclear, brass instruments coming right up
Ska intensifies
pulsewidth@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
Playing Smooth Jazz Funeral by Collapsed Lung
Jolteon@lemmy.zip 7 hours ago
Ash fell from the sky.