“Hey Frank, can we borrow your hammer? We need to see if the pope is dead.”
“Did you submit a maintenance ticket for it? I don’t see it on my task list.”
“Oh, no, but I figured if I just called you…”
“Gotta have a ticket for it; I get in trouble if I spend too much time on other things.”
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pjwestin@lemmy.world 1 day agoI’ve always assumed it was some sort of ornate, ceremonial hammer made of pure gold that they keep in a special chamber, but now that you mentioned it, I really hope it’s just a claw hammer they borrow from the maintenance guy.
mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 hours ago
pjwestin@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
No matter who you are, no matter where you work, the facilities team is really in charge.
prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 22 hours ago
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It gives +100% damage to undead creatures and blesses all in a 3M radius
pjwestin@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
Wait, is that really it? Because that’s fucking awesome.