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Aksamit@slrpnk.net 2 days ago
Wooden chopsticks. Metal is too loud to eat with, plus I’m clumsy enough to end up biting the fork and hurting my teeth.
I do like playing with forks though! Some heavier and more angular shapes, like 4, tend to have a really nice balance to them though and are satisfying to twirl in my fingers while I’m working on something.
Texas_Hangover@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
Lmao. Impressive how you manage to fuck up such a basic task as eating.
Survival of the fittest needs to be a thing again.
pitiable_sandwich540@feddit.org 2 days ago
Buddy, someone as tonedeaf and antisocial as you would be the first one to go. You’d be excluded from your social group and would die alone in the wild.
We are talking about fork shapes, you about susrvival of the fittest, smh…
Texas_Hangover@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
Username checks out. I do pity you.
pitiable_sandwich540@feddit.org 2 days ago
Your’s fits aswell, you seem to be hungover… That or someone took a piss in your cornflakes this morning.
Either way, i hope you let go of that anger, live’s to short to spend it vindictive and miserable.
Aksamit@slrpnk.net 2 days ago
I’d put money on being more proficient with chopsticks than you.