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BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I’ve been married for 20 years and I’m not going to die like this. Wish me luck boys, I’m going in!
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BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I’ve been married for 20 years and I’m not going to die like this. Wish me luck boys, I’m going in!
Ghost33313@kbin.social 1 year ago
How are you still alive at 20 years?! I've been married 10 and had to take up necromancy the first year.
BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Getting creative…?
Real answer is she said she wanted us to have more sex and asked that we read Cover As You Are together. Totally worth it!
RubberElectrons@lemmy.world 1 year ago
“Come as you are”?
BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 1 year ago
That’s it!
Blamemeta@lemm.ee 1 year ago
I had to commit old zombie voodoo the night after the wedding
Stamets@startrek.website 1 year ago
This is why I just have meaningless hook ups