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TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 week agoHard work and determination
Jk, here I’ll break it down for you. Going from memory so apologies for any inaccuracies
Level 1 (not a real vegan imho)
- No animal products in diet or clothing
Level 2
- Talks kindly to plants before harvesting or eating them
Level 3
- Before harvesting any plant, politely negotiates with nearby insects to relocate peacefully
Level 4
- Avoids making any noise that might disturb animals
Level 5
- Avoids breathing out CO2 in the presence of animals (use of personal oxygen recycling mask is acceptable)
Level 6
- Does not step on animal shadows
Level 7
- Travels exclusively by stilts to avoid crushing bugs
Level 8
- Refuses to eat any food that has been blown by the wind
Level 9
- Only eats food that has not been observed by any living being
Level 10
- Refuses to consume anything that might have existed in the past or future