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• TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Hard work and determination

  Jk, here I’ll break it down for you. Going from memory so apologies for any inaccuracies

  Level 1 (not a real vegan imho)

  • No animal products in diet or clothing

  Level 2

  • Talks kindly to plants before harvesting or eating them

  Level 3

  • Before harvesting any plant, politely negotiates with nearby insects to relocate peacefully

  Level 4

  • Avoids making any noise that might disturb animals

  Level 5

  • Avoids breathing out CO2 in the presence of animals (use of personal oxygen recycling mask is acceptable)

  Level 6

  • Does not step on animal shadows

  Level 7

  • Travels exclusively by stilts to avoid crushing bugs

  Level 8

  • Refuses to eat any food that has been blown by the wind

  Level 9

  • Only eats food that has not been observed by any living being

  Level 10

  • Refuses to consume anything that might have existed in the past or future

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