Comment on I lost 6 to 10 years of my retirement last week!
4grams@awful.systems 2 months ago
I know right. And the motherfucking cultists in my own family are telling me it’s my fault for trusting the stock market. But these same fucks have told me that’s my only option for retirement because Soc. Sec. Is a “Ponzi scheme”.
We’re setup to fail, we’re only here to produce value that can be stolen.
explodicle@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
The only smart move is to bury gold around Pawnee.
4grams@awful.systems 2 months ago
First, I love you for this joke. Second, I don’t want to risk pissing off Ron Swanson.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Then bury gold in eagleton