It’s as easy as using two shells.
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pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 4 days ago
My friend has one of those Japanese ones. It also has a warmed toilet seat. When I came out, I said that seat is amazing and they said people never come out of there. I proposed that they were napping on the seat. Why do seat warmers feel so good? The thing is, I could never figure out how to make the actual bidet part work. I suspect the people who took a long time were also trying to test it out, but didn’t know how. Or maybe they did and enjoyed it?
DJDarren@sopuli.xyz 4 days ago
Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 4 days ago
What’s the third one for
pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 4 days ago
I remember it being a meme, but I couldn’t remember which one. For the uninformed like me: knowyourmeme.com/memes/three-seashells
get_the_reference_@midwest.social 3 days ago
Thanks a lot you shit-brained, fuck-faced, ball breaking, duck fucking pain in the ass.
QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 3 days ago
Mom, dad, I’m gay. Also that heated toilet seat is amazing.
9point6@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Japanese toilets are so far beyond what we’re doing anywhere else in the world it’s not even funny
Wtaf have our toilet scientists been doing for the last century in the western world?
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Trying to get people to sit the right way on the toliet.