Comment on YSK that if you lose your Social Security Card (USA) more than 10 times, the Social Security Administration will have to, by law, refuse to issue anymore replacement cards, for the rest of your life.

• dustyData@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Sir, are you trying to sell a child?

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  • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Yes! How much do you want for it? I only accept payment in bottlecaps, and nuke-soda.

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• BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I’d say the sum of their organs and borrowing power of their credit score.

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  • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Organs are not worth as much as they used to

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