Comment on YSK that if you lose your Social Security Card (USA) more than 10 times, the Social Security Administration will have to, by law, refuse to issue anymore replacement cards, for the rest of your life.

• WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  So if I have a child, I can use them as speculative currency?

  How much does this NFT go for?

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  • dustyData@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Sir, are you trying to sell a child?

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    • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Yes! How much do you want for it? I only accept payment in bottlecaps, and nuke-soda.

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  • BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I’d say the sum of their organs and borrowing power of their credit score.

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    • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Organs are not worth as much as they used to

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• CalipherJones@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Huh, at a glance, that might actually be a good use for the blockchain.

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  • tacosplease@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    DNA already has blockchain vibes. We could unravel the … transactions if we understood all the code.

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    • IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      DNA

      transactions

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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  • mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Blockchain is a ledger, not a database.

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