Comment on Parents turn to smartwatches for their children amid global phone screen-time pushback
GrumpyDuckling@sh.itjust.works 10 months agoYeah right. I’m going to try every spy trick in the book so they learn some goddamn common sense.
Comment on Parents turn to smartwatches for their children amid global phone screen-time pushback
GrumpyDuckling@sh.itjust.works 10 months agoYeah right. I’m going to try every spy trick in the book so they learn some goddamn common sense.
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
And they’ll just learn they can’t trust you. So instead of coming to you when they have a problem, they’ll go to someone else, probably online. That sounds way worse than them failing and coming to you for help.
GrumpyDuckling@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
I mean, I’m just going to do it as a dad joke, like set their background as my face so they learn to lock their device.
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Lol, ok that would be funny. But if it’s completely under your control, that novelty would wear off quickly and they’d quickly stop trusting you.
GrumpyDuckling@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Changes text alert to fart noise