Comment on Parents turn to smartwatches for their children amid global phone screen-time pushback
GrumpyDuckling@sh.itjust.works 2 months agoYeah right. I’m going to try every spy trick in the book so they learn some goddamn common sense.
Comment on Parents turn to smartwatches for their children amid global phone screen-time pushback
GrumpyDuckling@sh.itjust.works 2 months agoYeah right. I’m going to try every spy trick in the book so they learn some goddamn common sense.
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
And they’ll just learn they can’t trust you. So instead of coming to you when they have a problem, they’ll go to someone else, probably online. That sounds way worse than them failing and coming to you for help.
GrumpyDuckling@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
I mean, I’m just going to do it as a dad joke, like set their background as my face so they learn to lock their device.
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Lol, ok that would be funny. But if it’s completely under your control, that novelty would wear off quickly and they’d quickly stop trusting you.
GrumpyDuckling@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Changes text alert to fart noise