Comment on Can I just use my thumb?
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 5 weeks agoSo I shouldn’t pour paint into their mouth? How about bleach? Still no? Damnit.
Comment on Can I just use my thumb?
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 5 weeks agoSo I shouldn’t pour paint into their mouth? How about bleach? Still no? Damnit.
Burninator05@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I thought it was common knowledge that you shouldn’t pour bleach down an unconscious person’s throat until after you’ve managed to shove so much of your first up their ass that you can use them as boxing gloves.
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 5 weeks ago
This was my first out-loud laugh of the day. Cheers!