Jimmy says his cousin used a Red Bull at a party he was at where some dude stopped breathing and it worked
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naeap@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks agoI think, don’t pouring anything down the patients throat should be pretty much a given, when he hasn’t breathing
DoubleSpace@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 2 weeks ago
So I shouldn’t pour paint into their mouth? How about bleach? Still no? Damnit.
Burninator05@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I thought it was common knowledge that you shouldn’t pour bleach down an unconscious person’s throat until after you’ve managed to shove so much of your first up their ass that you can use them as boxing gloves.
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 2 weeks ago
This was my first out-loud laugh of the day. Cheers!