When two completely separate sources collide to form a coherent end result I find myself amazed.

Essentially, 90% of what is being said in the text comes from a reddit thread where a user tells how his wife once scared him shitless by blurting out, while watching television, laughing histerically, she would regularly take a dump in the shower, then proceed to stomp the result down the drain. The user had been noticing the drains had been somewhat clogged lately and had made a passing remark about it to his wife.

The “waffle stomping” came from another user replying to the thread and I’m sincerely amazed how no references to “hot boxing” or “power bombing” are sprinkled in, as many users made references to how steam/moisture intensifies scents and smell, the reason which the wife had picked up the taste for scented candles.

I came into contact with this story through a podcast that extracts posts from various reddit subs.

To find a direct reference to it, here, through an AI allucination… I’m baffled.

Turning off the internet for today, folks.

I’ll see myself out.