Song Title: Neelix Can Fuck Off By Tuvok

[Verse 1] I don’t need your weird food, I don’t need your smile You’re always in my face, but you’re not worth my while Trying to play the hero, but you’re just a joke You never shut up, and it’s time you woke—

[Pre-Chorus] I’m a Vulcan, man, I’m cool and I’m composed But your antics, Neelix, are getting exposed Every time you talk, every time you cheer It’s just noise in my ears—get out of here!

[Chorus] Neelix can fuck off, I’ve had enough Your corny jokes, they’re not my stuff You’re not funny, and you’re not wise It’s time to say goodbye—goodbye, goodbye!

[Verse 2] You think you’re the heart of this damn crew But the truth is, Neelix, nobody cares about you You can’t cook, you can’t think, and your laugh is a crime Now it’s my turn to make some noise and speak my mind—

[Pre-Chorus] I’m a Vulcan, man, I’ve got a steady hand But you’re chaos in a kitchen, no longer in demand Every time you touch that food, it’s a disaster Neelix, you’re a problem, not a master!

[Chorus] Neelix can fuck off, I’ve had enough Your corny jokes, they’re not my stuff You’re not funny, and you’re not wise It’s time to say goodbye—goodbye, goodbye!

[Bridge] I’m done with your antics, done with your pranks Just stop trying to mess with my brain Take your weird-ass food and go far away I’ll be here, silent, and I’ll be okay!

[Chorus] Neelix can fuck off, I’ve had enough Your corny jokes, they’re not my stuff You’re not funny, and you’re not wise It’s time to say goodbye—goodbye, goodbye!

[Outro] Goodbye, Neelix, I’m done with the show You can stay in the kitchen, but just go I don’t care, I don’t care anymore Neelix, don’t knock on my door!

Neelix can fuck off!