Comment on Never before had I felt intensely jealous of a tapir
Dagwood222@lemm.ee 1 day ago
Reminds me of an old joke. nsfw
A cowboy is showing a city girl around the ranch. He knows that they are breeding horses at the coral and takes her there.
They watch as a stallion mounts a mare.
The cowboy says “Man, look at them go! I wouldn’t mind doing something like that myself.”
The lady says “Go ahead, mister. They’re your horses.”