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• Theonetheycall1845@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I’d love to see them put that on the big black dildo I purchase each year. Try me!

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  • Spacehooks@reddthat.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Lol

    sorry vibrating/heating function locked until daily dues are paid.

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    • Theonetheycall1845@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Safety eject option locked until subscription is paid. “911. I have a dildo shoved in my ass and my safety eject subscription ran out. Please help!” you know, it sounds crazy and like this could never happen but I say it’s just crazy enough it will happen. Look at who the American president is. That’s all the proof you need.

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