Comment on Kindle Is Making It Harder to Switch to Rival eReader Brands.
Theonetheycall1845@lemmy.world 4 days agoJust wait until they can figure out how to do this to physical items. How? Idfk bro what am I a rocket appliance?
Comment on Kindle Is Making It Harder to Switch to Rival eReader Brands.
Theonetheycall1845@lemmy.world 4 days agoJust wait until they can figure out how to do this to physical items. How? Idfk bro what am I a rocket appliance?
Spacehooks@reddthat.com 4 days ago
Subscription lock
Theonetheycall1845@lemmy.world 3 days ago
I’d love to see them put that on the big black dildo I purchase each year. Try me!
Spacehooks@reddthat.com 3 days ago
Lol
sorry vibrating/heating function locked until daily dues are paid.
Theonetheycall1845@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Safety eject option locked until subscription is paid. “911. I have a dildo shoved in my ass and my safety eject subscription ran out. Please help!” you know, it sounds crazy and like this could never happen but I say it’s just crazy enough it will happen. Look at who the American president is. That’s all the proof you need.