Comment on How do I stop laughing at stupid shit all the time
Eeyore_Syndrome@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks agoTotes.
When you realize how self absorbed people are…
I like to say Cray shit on purpose in lieu of truthful small talk, people usually dead eye respond in normal NPC responses like “Good, you?” or “Have a good one”.
Stamets@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Oh for real. I’ve been on the bus and people ask questions like what time it is. I just respond with something wildly unhinged like "Quarter past where the past, present and future all have a collective existential crisis. But if you need a more convential and temporally linear answer, tis probably “too late for this nonsense”. I’ve yet to have anyone say anything other than the most generic ass “Cool” response. Some even say thanks which is… hysterical.
MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 2 weeks ago
That sounds like the kind of thing I’d reply, “Oh, no thanks, I don’t like bowling” to.