Comment on How do I stop laughing at stupid shit all the time
Stamets@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Lobotomy.
Honestly I have no fucking clue. I do the same thing. Especially bad if I think about something that can cause a laughing fit and then I have to explain a voice clip a friend sent to me.
Most people generally won’t care though. They’ll look over and maybe go “Huh” before they carry on.
You’d be amazed just how little people actually think about anyone other than themselves.
Eeyore_Syndrome@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Totes.
When you realize how self absorbed people are…
I like to say Cray shit on purpose in lieu of truthful small talk, people usually dead eye respond in normal NPC responses like “Good, you?” or “Have a good one”.
Stamets@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Oh for real. I’ve been on the bus and people ask questions like what time it is. I just respond with something wildly unhinged like "Quarter past where the past, present and future all have a collective existential crisis. But if you need a more convential and temporally linear answer, tis probably “too late for this nonsense”. I’ve yet to have anyone say anything other than the most generic ass “Cool” response. Some even say thanks which is… hysterical.
MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 2 weeks ago
That sounds like the kind of thing I’d reply, “Oh, no thanks, I don’t like bowling” to.