Comment on Where did Captain Planet go when he flew away?
TeamAssimilation@infosec.pub 4 days agoI hate to ask this from such a dangerous mind, but… but, does Captain Planet have private parts? Front and back?
If he doesn’t reproduce, he doesn’t need genitals, and he doesn’t need a digestive system if he’s going to dissolve in half an hour.
thefartographer@lemm.ee 4 days ago
He does not have genitalia nor a digestive system. While humans have those and experience things such as hunger, horniness, and diarrhea; Captain Planet just itches inside all those areas. Deep inside. Unreachable. An itchiness that starts off dull and tingling, becomes nagging, and eventually crawling and burning.
PlasticExistence@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Eventually… Image
bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 4 days ago
You’ve… put some thought into this.