Normally your born with a head as it houses the brain and you can’t live without one!
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expatriado@lemmy.world 2 months ago
i am still waiting to get a head, am i supposed to pay for it?
DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world 2 months ago
spankinspinach@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Typical indicators of headlessness may include inability to think clearly, vertigo, deaf- or blindness, and in serious cases, death.
If you think you’re experiencing headlnessness, gesture wildly towards the doctor’s office to a friend. If you are also experiencing armlessness, please press #2.
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Snowclone@lemmy.world 2 months ago
No you’re supposed to be unflinchingly self centered, greedy, and dishonest. The key to getting a head is having other people work, and you walk away with all the money. One of the best ways to do this is market disruption. Think of a job people do that costs money for the the person paying for the service or goods, now imagine no one gets paid to do the job. Taxi driver? What if you started an app where people could pay for a ride but the driver is paid next to nothing with no job security, and you keep as much of it money as possible. Get creative! Doctors? What if an app gave you free AI based medical advice and Rx meds? But you don’t need to pay a hospital or medical staff, and you keep all the money.