I’m going to be hiking through the jungle. The lions have been counseled on my rights as a person; they know they aren’t supposed to eat me. They know that if they are caught eating me, they are going to spend 3 to 5 years in lion-jail.
Before I walk through the jungle, I’m deciding on what to wear. The choices presented to me are:
pants, long sleeve shirt, sturdy boots, wide brimmed hat, and a small backpack with water, first aid kit, radio, and extra batteries
23 pounds of thinly-sliced beef steaks, sewn into a knee-length sundress, and a pair of stiletto-heeled thigh-high boots.
The argument here isn’t which wardrobe option I choose. The argument here is whether you should say anything to me when I come out of my room in my meat-dress.
Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 2 days ago
Ok.
I’m going to be hiking through the jungle. The lions have been counseled on my rights as a person; they know they aren’t supposed to eat me. They know that if they are caught eating me, they are going to spend 3 to 5 years in lion-jail.
Before I walk through the jungle, I’m deciding on what to wear. The choices presented to me are:
pants, long sleeve shirt, sturdy boots, wide brimmed hat, and a small backpack with water, first aid kit, radio, and extra batteries
23 pounds of thinly-sliced beef steaks, sewn into a knee-length sundress, and a pair of stiletto-heeled thigh-high boots.
The argument here isn’t which wardrobe option I choose. The argument here is whether you should say anything to me when I come out of my room in my meat-dress.
ReanuKeeves@lemm.ee 2 days ago
Jamablaya@lemmy.world 2 days ago
If thoughts and prayers were candy and nuts, no one would ever get raped in their butts
artificialfish@programming.dev 2 days ago
Do you like to think it, or do you believe it to be true?