Like manual breathing, or feeling your tongue always touching your mouth, I am now acutely aware of the position of my balls.
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pipariturbiini@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
I’ve been self-conscious of the placement of my balls ever since I learned that they can get twisted. Sleeping on my side is now exciting.
rtxn@lemmy.world 2 months ago
bruhduh@lemmy.world 2 months ago
You need to blink manually too
xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Screw both of you. I’llmake you lose The Game
rtxn@lemmy.world 2 months ago
If it is a war you want…
Clothes are always touching your skin. You can always see your nose. You are now swallowing manually. You can feel an insect crawling up your leg. And in case you have tinnitus, let me just say… eeeeeeeeeeeeee
webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
You will know when you wake up with a painful ballsack the size of a small orange.
You have a few hours to reach the hospital from that point and you will be fine.
Just don’t go to school for two more days because you are too embarrassed to tell your parents.
levzzz@lemmy.world 2 months ago
c/oddlyspecific
webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
True story though.
hypertown@ani.social 2 months ago
Wait that actually can happen? I thought it was a joke.
Great now I have another thing to think about at night.