Like manual breathing, or feeling your tongue always touching your mouth, I am now acutely aware of the position of my balls.
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pipariturbiini@sopuli.xyz 11 months ago
I’ve been self-conscious of the placement of my balls ever since I learned that they can get twisted. Sleeping on my side is now exciting.
rtxn@lemmy.world 11 months ago
bruhduh@lemmy.world 11 months ago
You need to blink manually too
xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Screw both of you. I’llmake you lose The Game
rtxn@lemmy.world 11 months ago
If it is a war you want…
Clothes are always touching your skin. You can always see your nose. You are now swallowing manually. You can feel an insect crawling up your leg. And in case you have tinnitus, let me just say… eeeeeeeeeeeeee
webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 11 months ago
You will know when you wake up with a painful ballsack the size of a small orange.
You have a few hours to reach the hospital from that point and you will be fine.
Just don’t go to school for two more days because you are too embarrassed to tell your parents.
levzzz@lemmy.world 11 months ago
c/oddlyspecific
webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 11 months ago
True story though.
hypertown@ani.social 11 months ago
Wait that actually can happen? I thought it was a joke.
Great now I have another thing to think about at night.