Witness reports, for example.
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JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee 2 days ago
I get the joke, but if they haven’t caught them, how do they know the culprit is a man?
MadBob@feddit.nl 2 days ago
x00z@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Why does this question matter?
jaybone@lemmy.world 2 days ago
It’s possible they saw him, but couldn’t chase him because… well… no tires.
Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 2 days ago
They forgot Rule One.
Rule one: Cardio.
jaybone@lemmy.world 2 days ago
I was going to make a cop fat donut joke. But then I was thinking the guy probably isn’t running on foot with four tires, so he is probably in a car. Which is hard to chase on foot even if you’re Usain Bolt.
Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 2 days ago
He just has to think outside the box.