Comment on Coming on Lemmy and complaining because there are too many Linux users is like going in to a brothel and complaining that there are too many hookers

• GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Escorts are luxury accessories you take to upscale events for “smoozin & boozin”.

  They’ll even fuck you if you gain their interest or are rich enough. Think of them like geisha. Beautiful, seductive, multifaceted and cultured.

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• vulgarcynic@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I can’t believe my sleep addled brain read this as “e-scorts” like it was some new gaming thing.

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  • greybeard@lemmy.one ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Careful, some tech bro will take that and get a billion dollars in venture capital for “eScorts: Uber for hookers”.

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    • vulgarcynic@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      How quickly can you write up a proposal? We can have GPT get us a mockup of the ui by tomorrow and be ready for production by Friday…

      Did I say all of that correctly?

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      • Valmond@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Just throw in AI there and we’re good!

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    • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      You know… That’s not a bad idea.

      We had call girls back in the 80s and 90s. They were good as long as you had some blow.

      Now, I’m not so sure. I guess they are traveling onlyfans blowing through metro cities like tumbleweeds.

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