Comment on Coming on Lemmy and complaining because there are too many Linux users is like going in to a brothel and complaining that there are too many hookers

GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• someguy3@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Who are you so wise in the ways of sex workers?

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  • vulgarcynic@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I can’t believe my sleep addled brain read this as “e-scorts” like it was some new gaming thing.

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    • greybeard@lemmy.one ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Careful, some tech bro will take that and get a billion dollars in venture capital for “eScorts: Uber for hookers”.

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      • vulgarcynic@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        How quickly can you write up a proposal? We can have GPT get us a mockup of the ui by tomorrow and be ready for production by Friday…

        Did I say all of that correctly?

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      • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        You know… That’s not a bad idea.

        We had call girls back in the 80s and 90s. They were good as long as you had some blow.

        Now, I’m not so sure. I guess they are traveling onlyfans blowing through metro cities like tumbleweeds.

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  • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Escorts are luxury accessories you take to upscale events for “smoozin & boozin”.

    They’ll even fuck you if you gain their interest or are rich enough. Think of them like geisha. Beautiful, seductive, multifaceted and cultured.

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