PhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat 4 weeks ago
Oh sweet!
/u/UniversalMonk
Oh. Never mind.
My first story for this new community is “The Man Who Hunted Sea Lions on Lemmy.”
My god, I thought for a second I was just being cynical, and this was this person branching out and trying to do something other than making everyone mad, and here I was criticizing it. Nope.
UniversalMonk@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Thanks! DId you actualy read the story though? I think you’ll recognize some of the things said in it! lol
Can I use your name for the next story I’m writing? Not exactly inspired by you, but it’s fun too! But I don’t want you to accuse me of being a troll or attacking you personally. :)
PhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat 4 weeks ago
What? No. Why would I do that?
What the fuck?
MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 4 weeks ago
You’re missing out, unless the concept isn’t your thing after all.
Your contempt for an account you cannot be bothered to block is highly amusing.
PhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat 4 weeks ago
Curiosity got the best of me, and I skimmed one of them. This is psychotic. Who in God’s name writes a publication-length short story about their “enemies” on Lemmy, investing this much gleeful energy into portraying them as these weird little gremlins who are out to get them but can’t quite manage it because they are losers?
I only looked at one of them. I am, completely for serious, a little bit afraid to open up the others to see if they are all the same length as the one I looked at.
I’m looking at this guy in a whole new light at this point. I don’t block him because every so often I like to drop into his comments and say something to move the conversation in the politics arena back towards what I think is productive politics arena things, but at this point I am concerned for him. I’m not joking.
UniversalMonk@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
You, kind sir, just made it into my new story. Thanks for your support, friend!
lemmy.world/post/21045485
UniversalMonk@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Oh man, see" That’s the EXACT line my new story starts with. Ok, fine, just know that in my next story that you won’t read it’s about a guy with a very similar name to yours, but it’s not you.
And you know what? I totally get it if you’re not feeling up to diving into the first story. I mean, it’s only about the ever-so-fascinating shimmering thread between reality and unreality, cardboard bathtubs, insect existentialism, drugs, truth, justice, and the American way.
Oh wait, hold on—crap! That’s my next story, not the first.
Dammit, see what happens when a whole team of Russians (or wait, am I bot now? I keep forgetting the most current stuff people say about me), collecting our precious Russian Bitcoinz, sharing one account to spread propaganda and tear apart the very fabric of America through Lemmy posts? Ugh. So complicated keeping this huge propaganda machine going is tough!