Aw man…I wanted to burn a forest down, while having stupid dangerous unprotected sex with whores, while jumping off of the empire state building freestyle!!!
…but even I wouldn’t use facebook.
Comment on Is there any privacy-friendly way to use Facebook on iOS?
Death_Equity@lemmy.world 1 year ago
“How can I play with a raging fire without being even slightly burned?”
“How can I have unprotected sex with $50 hookers without risking disease or pregnancy?”
“How can I jump off a skyscraper without a parachute or tether without dying?”
“How can I use Facebook and preserve my privacy?”
The answer to all those questions is that you can’t.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 year ago
DeltaTangoLima@reddrefuge.com 1 year ago
Yeah, I’m aware of how impossible a task this is. I feel that what I’m doing on my personal computer (dedicated, clean browser, anonymous account, VPN) is the closest I’ll get. Just hoping to achieve the same thing with iOS while on the go.