If you tell me where one can get real cyber implants that give you the superhuman abilities you mentioned, I’ll get them rightaway.

But unfortunately, RFID / NFC implants and sensing magnets are the best you can get if you’re interested in human augmentation. it’s a bit pathetic, yes, but nobody is working on anything more sophisticated because no doctor will touch operating on healthy human beings for voluntary augmentation with a ten-foot pole.

I want my tiny piece of the future and I got it with my boring implants. Sorry to be so disappointing to you.