Had a manager that somewhat creepily checked for people’s phones, the look on her face when I pulled an entire box of cereal from my pocket they couldn’t see was pretty good.
Imagine if you will, a phone that actually fucking fits in your jean pockets
Size issue. My jean pockets can fit a whole tablet.
n0clue@lemmy.world 3 days ago
lordgoose@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 days ago
I know you probably mean one of those serving-sized cereal boxes, but the mental image of you pulling out a family-sized box of cereal from some portal-to-Narnia pocket in your pants is fucking hilarious to me.
n0clue@lemmy.world 3 days ago
I mean not the family size, but yes a full on box of cereal.
aesthelete@lemmy.world 4 days ago
I am indeed a short shit.