Soon Microsoft feet detection:
“Those loafers don’t look like heels Jenny!”
Comment on Watch out, Microsoft Outlook could soon give away when you're sneakily working from home
werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Outlook will soon know if you’re properly dressed for work while you’re WFH in case you’re not. They will detect pink pixels on your camera. They will detect gurgling noises, thuds, clapping noises, spitting, long wave vibrations such as fun chair bouncing and short wave vibrations such as clipping your hair sounds. The future is worthless! I mean endless!
Soon Microsoft feet detection:
“Those loafers don’t look like heels Jenny!”
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
So what if my boss knows when I’m fapping. Why else would they have scheduled an “all hands”?
werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I just need one for that.
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Ain’t no me in team, brother.