Comment on Pick a side Javascript

SingularEye@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

• Kraivo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Lesbian, in marriage with another lesbian and 3 adopted kids. Still virgin.

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  • where_am_i@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Her partner is actually a woman, but dynamic type casts made her write “husband”.

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  • unreachable@lemmy.my.id ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    and by kids, she means their cats and/or dogs

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    • amanaftermidnight@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Ah yes, the fursons and furdaughters.

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      • colorado@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        We prefer the gender neutral fur baby in this household.

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• IGuessThisIsForNSFW@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I was thinking they were his kids from the previous marriage, though artificial insemination works just as well!

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• Comment105@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Java devs are prima mental gymnasticists, always able to make anything make sense.

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  • Konlanx@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    JS !== Java

    Try Javascript some day!

    We have truthy and falsy! Empty string or null? Yeah, that’s false! Of course we can parse a string to number, but if it’s not a number it’s NaN! null >= 0 is true! Assign a variable with =, test type equality with == and test actual equality with ===. You will NEVER use the wrong amount of = anywhere, trust me! Our default sort converts everything to string, then sorts by UTF-16 code. So yes, [1, 10, 3] is sorted and you are going to live with it. True + true = 2. You know I’m right.

    Try Javascript today!

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    • Beanie@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      True + true = 2. I’ve heard memes about Javascript, but jeez. It’s really that bad?

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    • Comment105@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I made the thing in the thing print “hello world” with C# once, is JavaScript for me?

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  • SouthernCanadian@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    As a js dev, I will gymnastically take that as a compliment

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• scottywh@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I’ve had a JavaScript certification for over a decade now and I think I hate you.

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