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Comment on Baldur's Gate 3 is the horniest RPG I've ever played and honestly it's a bit much

CaptPretentious@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

I do think it should be a bit harder to romance in this game. Because you don’t need to even try and to me that’s kind of a problem. Like I got people just sitting at camp who haven’t been in any quest with me or you just met and they’re already down for the dirty. Ready for the horizontal cha-cha. A little of the devil’s dance, a little campsite rodeo… I think a little effort isn’t asking too much. But they all acting like the Absolute is in my pants and they’re ready to get blessed!

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Wololo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
My first playthrough I sent lae’zel straight to camp, never spoke to her again. At some random point before even act 1 ended, her romance dialogue came up.

My theory is the tadpoles ramp up sex drive to absurd levels, unless you’re shadowheart apparently. Illithid orgies must be incredible.

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- melonpunk@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
  Aaah, so it’s a homage to Cronenberg’s 1975 movie Shivers
  
  Hobbes had developed a parasite that was “a combination of aphrodisiac and venereal disease that will, hopefully, turn the world into one beautiful mindless orgy.”
  
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- pory@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
  Unless you’re shadowheart? I told her I didn’t hate her god and the next day she was hitting me with the “I’ve never had a confidant quite like you… You’re very special to me…”
  
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  - Nepenthe@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
    She hadn't even told me about the religious stuff yet when the option came up. Although if you read her mind as a woman to find out whether she's serious, not only is the answer a dead yes, she's confused and embarrassed to be realizing she's bisexual.
    
    No interest in doing a male file in order to find out whether Gale, Wyll, etc. would react with the same awkwardness, but I felt that. Normally, the devs just address it by making everyone openly Bi from the get-go, and I appreciated the smallest shred of realism.
    
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SwallowsDick@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
I like it. It’s like college

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- cjthomp@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
  We had very different college experiences.
  
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- Reva@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
  As a European, I spent college doing academic work and being an adult.
  
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  - Nepenthe@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
    Now all your other comments make sense.
    
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    Reva@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
    What, being European?
    
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geno@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
I have a bit conflicting thoughts about this. On one hand yes, the “let’s fuck” option comes a bit too easily, simply talk to them a few times, ask about their day, don’t be an ass and you’ll get laid on day 3.

But on the other hand, the game is also filled with situations where you make a single wrong comment and it instantly turns to a fight, which ends up in a bloodbath.

I guess these balance each other out. The game is just generally fast to get to the conclusion, and I don’t really have a problem with it.

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- CaptPretentious@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
  Lol, I mean you’re not wrong.
  
  I just feel like… idk, maybe at night we use the weave… put on some music and see where the night goes.
  
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