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Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

Their sales team aregoing about this all wrong. Just buy the consumer lists from major dispenseries, and then call the stoners.

“Dude! You’re buying a dell!” Whats your credit card info?"

“Dude! No way! I was just looking for a way to masturbate!”

“Yeah man! That’s what this is.”

Boom. Easy sale.

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