Comment on There is no history on the History channel. There's nothing true on TruTV. There's no music on music television. There's no science on the science channel.

• billwashere@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Jesus I just snorted coke out my nose.🤣

  My wife loves that damn channel. But I swear to god if I have to watch another Father Christmas movie I’ll hurl. Fuck Father Christmas. Wait… I might watch “Fucking Father Christmas”

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  • harrys_balzac@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    • Rudolph, the Red-rocket Reindeer
    • Santa Clause versus the Martians’ Buttholes
    • Blueball Christmas
    • The Polar Express Gets Run on Mrs. Clause
    • It’s a Wonderful Schlong
    • Miracle on 69th Street
    • my favorite - uncut and uncensored incest Folgers commercials

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