Comment on There is no history on the History channel. There's nothing true on TruTV. There's no music on music television. There's no science on the science channel.

TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• harrys_balzac@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I think that’s Hallmark.

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  • billwashere@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Jesus I just snorted coke out my nose.🤣

    My wife loves that damn channel. But I swear to god if I have to watch another Father Christmas movie I’ll hurl. Fuck Father Christmas. Wait… I might watch “Fucking Father Christmas”

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    • harrys_balzac@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      • Rudolph, the Red-rocket Reindeer
      • Santa Clause versus the Martians’ Buttholes
      • Blueball Christmas
      • The Polar Express Gets Run on Mrs. Clause
      • It’s a Wonderful Schlong
      • Miracle on 69th Street
      • my favorite - uncut and uncensored incest Folgers commercials

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