That’s what the poop knife is for.
Comment on Toilet specific plungers get the job done faster and with way less effort and mess.
NineMileTower@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I use a bidet and that cuts down on TP usage, but sometimes you get a big ol’ honker of a log ploppin’ out and that sucker just says, “Not today.” That’s when the trusty turd wrangler is your best friend.
One time I was at my mother-in-laws and clogged that some bitch. I couldn’t find a plunger. Turns out my sister-in-law took it when she went away to college, because she was too scared to buy one. I tried to text my wife, but I had no service. So I left it there and went and told my wife. My mother-in-law took a golf cart to the neighbor’s house and explained the situation and they let her borrow theirs. Meanwhile, I’m fucking mortified that the neighbors now think I have fiber intake issues.
Always keep a plunger in a bathroom with a toilet.
HeyJoe@lemmy.world 2 months ago
jaybone@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I try to get out… BUT THEY KEEP PULLING ME BACK IN!
JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
This guy poop knifes
biokernel@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
Proclaim the Gospel of W. C. Jesus!
TayamExplorer@discuss.online 2 months ago
Hey I have this very specific problem whenever I use this thin-USE BIDETS, USE BIDETS OR YOU WILL REGRET IT FOREVER, IT USES LESS TOILET PAPER AND WHY AREN’T YOU USING THEM YET THEY’RE PERFECT AND GREAT AND…
How you sound right now.
NineMileTower@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Say that to my face. I fuggin’ dare you, dude.
TayamExplorer@discuss.online 2 months ago
Doesn’t surprise me that I’m talking to a literal mongoloid Neanderthal whose two neurons only have one function and that’s to bash against each other.
Sneptaur@pawb.social 2 months ago
Thanks for this story. I read it while taking a shit
Varyk@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Bidet is the way.
There’s a lot of intriguing family history in your story. SIL scared to buy a plunger. MIL took a golf cart. Interesting group.
NineMileTower@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Bro, that ain’t the half of it. My father-in-law built an entire western town in his backyard and when he was done he built a Jurassic Park with dinosaurs essentially made of trash. Here is a shitty picture of the saloon with a bar in it. I’ll see if I can find some of the dinosaur pics too.
Varyk@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Yes PLEASE!
Sounds like you married right.
NineMileTower@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Here’s a video of Western World. youtu.be/ug2U5PUSwA4
Here’s another one of his annual go cart track. youtu.be/E5ljFgmQ0MQ
I’ll have to find the Jurassic Park videos.
jaybone@lemmy.world 2 months ago
He can do all that but not have a toilet that gets clogged so frequently his daughter is stealing plungers out of anxiety?
NineMileTower@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I’m not even joking, they got divorced last week.
otter@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
I’d love to read more of these stories, if you have time to share them. Maybe !casualconversation@lemm.ee?
NineMileTower@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Ok, I’ll join.
Strawberry@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
damn that’s cool