jiberish

@jiberish@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨REPORT: Arm is sensationally canceling the license that allowed Qualcomm to make Snapdragon chips which power everything from Microsoft's Copilot+ PCs to Samsung's Galaxy smartphones and tablets⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I think you’re in the wrong classroom. Government abortion-clinic cellphone tracking software is next door.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Make this thread look like it's your first day on the internet⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I received a chain e-mail saying that If I mail the person who sent me this $1 and forward the e-mail to all my entire contact list, I will be a millionaire. There are hundreds of email addresses in the body of this email from all the forwards that have happened before it was forwarded to me. How cool! Unrelated: how are all these spammers getting my email address? I only gave it to all my friends and family. And my friends/family only send me cool chain emails and funny jokes. e-mail is a new technology, so surly they will fix this spam problem by the year 2000.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Some basic info about USB⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Seriously, as an IT person, I still never know what most of my USB ports are capable of, but I’m glad they are backwards compatible. If something is slow, then I try a different cable and port.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Which is less religious: Xmas or Christmas?⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  In some countries Christmas is a national holiday. It’s simply the name of a holiday that affects everyone in my country (USandA). Because of that, it’s both a secular and religious holiday. So do what you want with that. Celebrate by worship, by spending money, by seeing family, or do nothing and enjoy the quietest day of the year (in my city, at least).

  And not to mention that Christmas isn’t even a real holiday; the Christians just co-opted and modified all the solstice holidays of every culture they conquered. The only “reason for the season” is to indoctrinate. Merry Christmas!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AIs can guess where Reddit users live and how much they earn⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  No roof on Res Rocks, so you can stack about half a million turkeys in that space.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AIs can guess where Reddit users live and how much they earn⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  All of the turkeys will fit

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AIs can guess where Reddit users live and how much they earn⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Anyone can guess anything! Give it a try!

  I can guestimate the number of turkeys it would take to fill any given space. It’s my superpower.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is there a way I can force my garage open from the outside?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  They all use springs. Modern garage doors use torsion springs which are safer. They look like a small rod mounted on the wall directly above the garage door.