shuzuko

@shuzuko@midwest.social

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bread⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh, you’ve got a carb nibbling goblin, too? If we accidentally forget to put away the bagels, the bread, the muffins, the cookies, the cake, the insert whatever carb treat here… We will inevitably wake up to find tiny holes chewed out of the bag or box and shredded crumbs everywhere, including stuck to the little asshole’s fur.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Man Arrested for Creating Fake Bands With AI, Then Making $10 Million by Listening to Their Songs With Bots⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Because it’s only fraud if a normal person makes money from it, duh 🤪

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Colorblindness check!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Holy shit

  I knew the dude was a cunt but fucking wow

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A conversation with my wife⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Fun fact, you can feel it when you’re uncut too. At least, my spouse has never not been able to warn me over 14 years together, so, that doesn’t seem like a good reason to mutilate kids’ dicks.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Decades of taking it⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s a different song, though equally inaccurate as it was by the Presidents of the United States of America who did, in fact, “make it”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Giving someone oral is the most intimate thing you can do for someone. (IMO)⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Everything from the waist down just clenched up in horror, thanks

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rough days⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I just want you to know that this comment made me legit belly laugh so loud I scared my pets. A quip worthy of a king’s Wit!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨y'all get gamer leg too?⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, I get autoimmune vasculitis from time to time when I have a rheumatoid arthritis flare up and it looks very similar to this (although mine is never this bad because I take meds, like holy shit that guy must be in ridiculous amounts of pain and needs to get on some medication right fuckin now)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Imaginary Dragons - A community for artwork depicting dragons, wyverns, wyrms, sea serpents, and the like.⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m pretty sure they know it’s a band name, given that they said “radioactive” dragons and Radioactive is ID’s biggest hit ;)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Call me for all your home design needs.⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Can confirm the giant steel basin sink with ledges is fucking awesome. We just installed one and I will never go back.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Brought to you by the vertical mouse gang⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Hard for those of us who have different-than-expected-proportions. I have a custom built desk at home so it’s not a problem, but my work desk is just too high. Even at its highest, my chair doesn’t raise me up enough to allow me to sit ergonomically since I have a short torso. The vertical mouse helps make up for it, though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Brought to you by the vertical mouse gang⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The wired version of the Anker is better than the wireless, imo. I’ve had the wired version at work for three years now and have been happy with it - comfy, pretty light, cord is a good length. My coworker has the wireless and when I use it I find it heavier and less responsive.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just a little morning pick-me-up...⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s the carbonated aspect that makes it so bad, I think. Carbonated ginger? Sure! Carbonated beef broth? I’ll pass. No thank you. That sounds disturbing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨‘Nudify’ Apps That Use AI to ‘Undress’ Women in Photos Are Soaring in Popularity⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This is different because, to a certain extent, people in the public eye can expect, anticipate, and react to/suppress this kind of thing. They have managers and PR people who can help them handle it in a way that doesn’t negatively affect them. Billy’s 13 year old classmate Stacy doesn’t have those resources and now he can do the same thing to her. It’s on a very different level of harm.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Netflix says people just kind of rolled over and accepted the password sharing crackdown⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  We live quite close to my parents - close enough that somehow Netflix’s system doesn’t apparently recognize that it’s not the same household. So we’re still using their account, but if that ever stops working we’ll just sign up for the free account through Tmobile as well.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The developer of Skyblivion, which remakes Oblivion in Skyrim, says they have received death threats⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  (I mean it totally is) (the crochet community is much nicer)